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If you made it here, chances are I asked you this:

I can't swim, I have an ebike, and I hate running. Do you think I can complete a triathlon?

Welcome!

This is my public tracking (b)log of possibly one of my most stupid ideas. I haven't done a 5km in ages, I am overweight, and realistically I don't have the time to train for this. But it's okay, I could choose to be very good at many one of those disciplines, but I am choosing to be mid at all of them. What could go wrong?